Thus, it is Denis Villeneuve who will make the next James Bond!
Well, precisely, I have a hell of a good scenario to suggest to him. A story that, I am sure, will allow him to break the hut and make the best films in the series pass for psychotronic turnips.
Un Lebo Secret!
As you know, James Bond died in the last part of the series. Why not take the opportunity to brew the cards?
In my scenario, the new hero does not work for British secret services (too cheesy and colonialists), but for the Quebec counter-espionage department! It is a kind of junior ixe-13.
His name? “Good. Jean Bon. “
A nice father who loves beer (“not fret, tablet!”) And who drives a station wagon.
The story takes place on the eve of the third referendum for sovereignty. PSPP, who is Prime Minister, asks Jean Bonne to neutralize the villain Mister No, the mysterious chief of the federalist forces, of which no one knows the true identity.
“Mister No has built a secret laboratory,” says PSPP to Jean Bon. A few months ago, thanks to the help of a Russian agent installed in the White House, Mister No was able to create a dangerous virus capable of transforming the most ardent nationalist Quebec in frenzied defenders of Canada!
“Even one of our best agents, who works in Ottawa, has been contaminated!” During the last federal elections, he encouraged Quebecers to store behind Mark Carney, a multiculturalist who worked for Justin Trudeau!
“Your mission, if you accept it, is to find this laboratory and destroy it!”
“And to help you, we send you one of our best agents: Ruba Zaza!” A convinced sovereignist! “
TREASON!
“The first thing to do,” said Jean Bon to his acolyte, “is to have gadgets made with our specialist.
– What is his name?
– Q!
– Cul?
– No, Q!
– That’s what I said: ass!
– No, not ass: q! “
Two hours later, Jean good fate from Q with an undetectable weapon that will not awaken the suspicions of a person: a missile in the shape of an orange cone!
At the start of his mission, everything is bad. It looks like Mister No knows in advance everything that Jean Bon will do!
But one day, while Ruba Zaza went to a demonstration against Israel, Jean Bon finds in the backpack of it a member card of QS!
In the evening, he confronts her.
“You betrayed us!” You are not a convinced sovereignist! Look at what I found!
– So what? QS is a sovereignist party, as far as I know!
– No, absolutely not. You pretend to be a sovereignist party, but you are not! The proof, June 24, QS did not bother to wish good Saint-Jean to Quebecers on his X account! No message, nothing! Even Pablo PLQ has not fallen so low! You work to Mister No! “
Once this double neutralized agent, Jean Bon’s investigation is fast approaching. He ended up discovering the Mister No laboratory which had been built in secret in a broom cupboard of Duty!
“No wonder nobody discovered this lab,” explains our hero at PSPP. It had been built by young wokes who had been trained by Mister No to infiltrate and take control of this former organ of the nationalist movement! ”
At the end, Jean Bon Jaute in his station And leaves for new adventures, while Céline Dion sings the song-theme (Beautiful jeans good).
Not bad, right?
So, Denis, do you buy my scenario?
Saint-Jean, Canadian celebration?
On June 24, Mark Carney wished good Saint-Jean to “all French speakers in the country”.
Uh … sorry?
Saint-Jean is now a Canadian national holiday?
This slip (but is it really one?) Long said about how our new PM perceives Quebec and Quebecers.
Justin, at least, recognized the Quebec nation. However, it seems that for Carney, Quebecers are only part of the Great Canadian Francophonie!
We would celebrate Saint-Jean de Vancouver in Halifax!
To say that nationalists voted for this man …
Long live young!
I was wondering, a few days ago, if sovereignty made the young people of 25 years old today.
However, according to a recent light survey, it seems that yes! Young people are much more interested in independence than the oldest!
Do you remember, when everyone came across the potato of the actress Diane Jules because she dared to say that the old people vote no because they are afraid?
Well, she was perfectly right!
When we get older, the adventure scares us. We take less risks and cling to our achievements.
Even if these are very small …
Take up the French language?
Jean-Luc Mélenchon, the guru of the French radical left, has just retreated the boundaries of stupidity!
He proposed that the French language is tested. Since this language no longer belongs to the French, he should, he say, call it “the Creole language” …
And the Italian language? Spanish language? The Russian language? Should we also rename them?
To say that QS recently invited this puppet with us! And the left of the left then wonders why, Diantre, the good people no longer follow it …
Duh!
More disconnected, you die.
