Women’s Euro 2025: Historical victory of Switzerland!

(All photos of this article were taken with artificial intelligence. All the texts of this article were carried out by 100% human stupidity.)

The nati enters its tournament on July 2 and it is already fire in Basel. Norway brought two thousand spectators to St-Jacques, but lost ten during the day. Fans from the cold, disoriented by the heat wave, looked too much from Tiktok who show the Rhineans entering the job, letting themselves go down to the river. We will still find supporters floating between Huningue and Strasbourg for long weeks.

Still a little annoyed of the somewhat unfair defeat in the League of Nations against these same Scandinavians in Sion (1-0), the players of Pia Sundhage enter the tournament on the wheel hats. And too bad if it was not very pretty. The Swiss are this time 2-1, on a double of a Smilla Vallotto revancharde. The Genevo-ITalo-Norwegian will eventually be expelled, after having celebrated its achievements twice running in front of the opposing bench, shouting “Gjeng Med Slemme Jenter!”

The euro is launched and the Swiss people are kindly starting to get caught up in the game. Roger Federer, in good fan no 1 of the national team, post on Instagram a photo of him, with a rolex and a cap, by daring a sassy: “Go girls!” Like direct from Viola Amherd and nearly 3 million people also like. Meanwhile, on vacation in Ibiza between two matches, Alisha Lehmann is making a new eyebrow of eyebrows. It collects 300,000 euros and collects 10 million likes.

On July 6, the Swiss players advance with confidence on the brand new and very ephemeral Wankdorf natural lawn. They won 1-0 on a incredible goal of Noemi Ivelj. The 18 -year -old Swiss attempted a 30 -meter center and it ended at the bottom. The fault of a false rebound on the ground whose grass has not yet taken well because of the 34 degrees on Bern. The Icelandic goalkeeper was lined on her line. Sufficient for the whole country to get on the Nati train.

The young environment thus qualified her team in advance for the 2nd round. No doubt drunk, Albert Rösti tweete that “the grass is not greener elsewhere”. It is only retweeted twice, but is still taken over by environmental associations, which claim that yes, if it is watering it correctly, except that there is no more water because of warming. Alisha Lehmann is launching a new line of swimsuits on her Insta account. All the media only talk about that and make more clicks with the Juventus player than the news on the wars in Gaza, Ukraine and Iran combined.

With the first place already in his pocket, Pia Sundhage runs on July 10 against Finland. The Geneva people are happy to be satisfied with the 1-1 draw, torn off at the very end of the game by Sandrine Mauron. The North Vaudoise, after its head at the flush of the post at the 90th, reveals to the Geneva public its new tattoo in the shape of a water jet.

Alisha Lehmann Likes that and took the opportunity to settle in the company of Ishowspeed, in a seven football tournament with four automatic mini-pits and penalties after five corners, played in Florida. Gianni Infantino tries to embed on the cliché, but is rejected by security. To take revenge, he bought the rights of the tournament by FIFA and decided to organize it the following year, in the wake of the World Cup in North America, just to “give visibility to the most beautiful sport in the world and to redistribute more money to small federations”.

Switzerland still plays its quarter -final in Geneva. She challenges Belgium on July 16, second in hen B. The Red Flames were quickly extinguished by Julia Stierli and Compagnie, who make a festival. The Swiss win 4-1, on goals from Lia Wälti, Coumba Sow, Meriame Terchoun and Svenja Fölmli. At the final whistle, the streets of Geneva are igniting. We even hear horn strokes in remote corners of Appenzell and Ticino.

It is right the moment chosen by DJ Bobo to release a new title to the glory of the new heroines of an entire people. The one whose real name is Peter René Baumann launches on the platforms the tube of summer on the air of his legendary “Chihuahua”, but in honor this time of Alayah Pilgrim. Alisha Lehmann put it directly on her play-list and films herself dancing on it and juggling a ball on a cancun beach. It collects 20 million likes and an interview on CNN.

With this unexpected success, the Swiss obtain the right to stay at the end of the Lake Geneva. And as in a sign of fate, it is the French women who stand in front of them in the semi-finals on July 22. The Bleues finally believe they are holding their first international final. But after hitting the amounts three times, the players of Laurent Bonadei were taken to the shots to the goal by that of Pia Sundhagus. Livia Peng diverts three French shots and registered as a large the last of her selection.

It is a huge earthquake on the football planet: Switzerland is in the final of its euro. Liesse scenes are legion across the country and even the biggest criticism of the female ball game ignite for Swiss players. Guy Parmelin is also contaminated by the wave of support for the Swiss and launches a special edition Calamin to celebrate. Tents are mounted all over the country and giant screens invade the villages. Alisha Lehmann takes the opportunity to get out of the fake collectors, with the photos of her teammates on it. An intersideral box.

Before the final against Spain on July 27, a whole country is in fusion. His selection leaves Thoune and his base camp for Basel, the day before the meeting. On the edges of the roads, it is the riot. The police must even close the highway between the Bernese Oberland and the Rhine city, because hundreds of thousands of supporters accompany their daughters towards the most important match of their lives.

Karin Keller-Sutter and Élisabeth Baume-Schneider are among the fans and are photographed to grill brains on a motorway bridge not far from Bern. Alisha Lehmann takes a picture of herself in a private jet towards Basel-Mulhouse, alongside Gérard Piqué. His collaboration ‘with Puma, equipment supplier of the Swiss football team, reports 800,000 francs to him. It is more than the accumulated annual salary of all his compatriots who will play that Sunday.

Against Spain, in Basel, in front of more than 36,000 spectators in furious, the Swiss are quickly carried out. It is even believed that they will collapse under pressure. But Iman Beney takes out a magic trick from his hat in the 70th, dribble three opponents, before wrapping a mad strike in the middle of the skylight. The Iberians, great favorites but who have never been on the roof of Europe, grow so much and more and are caught up against the 88th. A rush by Sydney Schertenleib on the right flank allows Lia Wälti to push the ball in the right place.

Nothing will be more marked, after a few moment said “Morgarten” in front of the goal of Livia Peng. Switzerland is European champion. Murat Yakin, cigar at the beak, in a video provided by the Swiss Football Association, drops a “geil!” Since a golf course in Italian Tyrol. Xherdan Shaqiri, he passed the game with a megaphone in the spans of St-Jacques and takes the public with him. Lia Wälti raises the cup in the middle of the lawn which was given to him by Aleksander čeferin, in the middle of his teammates. The country is in shock.

The same evening, clouds of young girls take the assault streets. They are followed by the rest of the family, for a big party even more impressive than the federal gymnastics party. The virtuous circle of women’s football in Switzerland is launched. Football schools will be quickly overwhelmed, but the ASF had everything planned and all will quickly find land and coaches. Euphoria is such in the country that even Ignazio Cassis becomes popular. And there, the alarm rings and I have very, very headache.